Miss N Forma Tian
A loud knocking as something
Comes a rapping
A tapping
Upon our pine door
The door painted
In chipped blue-green enamel
The color of a dentist basin
The rap-a-tapping
Disturbing us in our brief moment of private solitude
From our strange and inconsolable discontentment
And a strange round headed girl
With glasses pokes her head in our entryway
From beyond the ever-twilight subterranean corridor
She speaks with broken and beleaguered English
And introduces herself while she mangles her English nouns
And munches upon prepositional phrases
Mixing her adjectives and adverbs
In a strange Chinese concoction
And thus was our first introduction
To the wonderful Miss Julie N Forma Tion
And she has one afternoon an exciting article to show me
About the giant radioactive rats of Chernobyl
Who wiped out a scientific team
And ate the wheels of their car
And she showed me the doctored photograph
As I asked her to cite the sources for the information
And Miss Julie N Forma Tion
She has a reputation among the other girls of her class
For speaking in English in her dreams
And for being very friendly with the Public Relations People
And, perhaps, possibly, even informing on her fellow students
Whom she does not like very much
And teachers alike
Miss Julie N Forma Tion
Is the center of every photograph she shows me
Was treated somewhat cruelly by her father
As she was made to kneel on a cold hard floor
For hours on end
But she doesn't open her book in class
And comes chronically late
And she expects to be treated specially
By her new American teacher
To help her tutor for her BEC exams
I found I could not oblige her in all her expectations
And it was some weeks later
In our journalism class
That the Chernobyl rats had come alive
Once again
As an historical fact confessed to by all the class
A truth somewhat larger than real life
Arisen from the dead
Chinese style
by Hugh M. Lewis
The Great Wall Revisited
Trails in the Snow
1991-1993
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Last Updated: 03/16/05