<!--
{
  var myplay=Math.random()* 8;
  var thisday=new Date();
  var hour=thisday.getHours();
  if ((hour < 12) && (hour >=6) & (myplay <= 1))
    {alert ("Good Morning!");}
  else if ((hour < 12) && (hour >=6) & (myplay >= 5))
    {alert ("Top of the Morning to You!");}
  else if ((hour < 12) && (hour >=6) & (myplay > 3) & (myplay < 5))
    {alert ("Up and At Um!");}
  else if ((hour < 12) && (hour >=6) & (myplay > 1) & (myplay < 3))
    {alert ("Rise n' Shine!");}
  else if ((hour < 12) && (hour >=6) & (myplay = 3))
    {alert ("Guten Morgen Meine Herrn und Meine Damschen!");}
 if ((hour >= 12) && (hour < 18) & (myplay <= 1))
    {alert ("Good Afternoon!");}
 else if ((hour >= 12) && (hour < 18) & (myplay >= 5))
    {alert ("Guten Tag, Ni How Ma?");}
 else if ((hour >= 12) && (hour < 18) & (myplay > 3) & (myplay < 5))
    {alert ("Buenos Tardes!");}
 else if ((hour >= 12) && (hour < 18) & (myplay > 1) & (myplay < 3))
    {alert ("Is it hot out there?!");}
else if ((hour >= 12) && (hour < 18) & (myplay >4))
    {alert ("Good Afternoon!");}
if ((hour >=18) && (hour < 22) & (myplay <= 1))
    {alert ("Good Evening! I hope you have had a good day");}
else if ((hour >=18) && (hour < 22) & (myplay >= 5))
    {alert ("Good Evening! I hope the day didn't go too badly");}
else if ((hour >=18) && (hour < 22) & (myplay > 3) & (myplay < 5))
    {alert ("Good Evening! I'm supposin' you've had dinner already?");}
else if ((hour >=18) && (hour < 22) & (myplay > 1) & (myplay < 3))
    {alert ("Good Evening! Got Milk?");}
else if ((hour >=18) && (hour < 22) & (myplay = 3))
    {alert ("Guten Abend!");}
if ((hour >=22) || (hour < 4) & (myplay <= 1))
    {alert ("It's late, it's late, we've got a very important date!");}
else if ((hour >=22) || (hour < 4) & (myplay >= 5))
    {alert ("I don't know about you but I'm tired!");}
else if ((hour >=22) || (hour < 4) & (myplay > 3) & (myplay < 5))
    {alert ("good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!");}
else if ((hour >=22) || (hour < 4) & (myplay > 1) & (myplay < 3))
    {alert ("It's way past your bedtime, partner");}
else if ((hour >=22) || (hour < 4) & (myplay = 3))
    {alert ("It's late, you really ought to get to bed");}
if ((hour >= 4) && (hour < 6) & (myplay <= 1))
    {alert ("Fools and Englishman get up before the sun!");}
else if ((hour >= 4) && (hour < 6) & (myplay >= 5))
    {alert ("It's early, you shouldn't be up yet");}
else if ((hour >= 4) && (hour < 6) & (myplay > 3) & (myplay < 5))
    {alert ("Maybe you have a cup of coffee on hand?");}
else if ((hour >= 4) && (hour < 6) & (myplay > 1) & (myplay < 3))
    {alert ("I'm probably still in bed, howsa'bout you?");}
else if ((hour >= 4) && (hour < 6) & (myplay = 3))
    {alert ("Wee hours of the dark dark mornin!");}
}
//-->